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Phoebe: What, Dad?
Me: The Brewers pitcher and manager were ejected in the first inning of their game today.
Phoebe: Why? Did they fall down or something? (Barely looking up from her game)
Me: No. I guess they were fighting with the umpire.
Me: I don’t know. I’m about to find out. (As I’m clicking on a link to the story.)
Phoebe: Do you want to turn it on and watch the show?
Me: No. I don’t think it’s on our TV right now.
Phoebe: Oh. Well, you want to turn on the show and watch it later?
Me: Yeah, I’ll probably watch the highlights later.
In other sports news, it makes me sick that Ray Allen is leaving the Celtics to join the Miami Heat. Ugh.